well played, roomie

setting: in the elevator, on our way to a club on Saturday night

players: 

• chai - yours truly
• tazo - chai's roommate; blood alcohol level > legal limit 
• Americano - a male friend with whom I once had a sleepover (not widely known); tazo and americano are meeting for the first time 
• Americano's roommate (male)

tazo to americano: So how do you two know each other? (referring to americano's roommate)
americano: We're just friends with benefits (joking) 
tazo: Oh, I was referring to you and your roommate.


ZINGG!!!!

chai: -__-
americano: LOL
americano's roommate: O_O

um, i need this awkward turtle plush, stat